Apply for a session

I read every application myself. A short, well put message from somebody who has thought about what they want gets a reply far faster than a long one that hasn't.

An automatic acknowledgement lands in your inbox straight away, so you know it arrived. That one is a robot and it says so. My own reply comes afterwards.

What to include in your enquiry

• Which city, and which dates actually work for you. Two or three options beat one.
• How long you want. An hour is short for most of what I do.
• What draws you, in your own words, and anything you know you do not want.
• Whether you have done this before. Never having done it is not a mark against you.
• If you want strict protocol, heavier corporal punishment, needle play or a strap-on, say so here. Those depend on location and equipment, so they are arranged in advance.

The deposit, and what things cost

Deposits are industry standard now, thank goodness. I've taken one since the first time I toured this country, and it's the first thing you do. It is fifty per cent of the session rate, by bank transfer, and it forms part of the total.

There's no price list here. What I charge depends on what we arrange, so I quote you once I know what we're arranging. What I'll say plainly is the shape of the market: nobody in this country is seeing a provider for under £250 to £300, and if that lands badly then we can stop here.

And then we actually talk

My personal number comes to you as soon as your date is secured, and I do use it. The explicit specifics, your firm limits and every practical arrangement get settled there, between us, well ahead of the day.